A Not-So-Often-Updated Journal

I don't know how she did it, but my magnificent and completely GENIUS friend, joanwilder, somehow managed to write for me a brilliant ficlet that is a HARRY/RON WITHIN A SNARRY!! I swear it. It's delightful and delicious and d-lovely and a couple other Cole Porter songs...

And just when you think that it can't get any better, smack in the middle of the thing is an equally Cole Porteresque bit of delightfulness by my friend veridian_dair, a work-safe moment of lovely Harry/Ron-ness.

I am not much of a twirler but I wanted to twirl with it around the room. TWIRL I tell you!

Go. Now. Read The Wedding Lesson, and twirl around with me.

Title: Ahead by a Century
Author: angela_snape
Pairing: Bill/Neville
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Prompt: century
Disclaimer: Belongs to JKR, not me. Just for fun.
A/N: The Full Monty is used for its colloquial meaning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Full_Monty_%28phrase%29), not as a reference to the movie of the same name. What's bubble and squeak? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_and_squeak). Title taken from the song by the Tragically Hip.

( Ahead by a Century )

Title: Fun in the Snow!
Artist: chiakidark
Media: Mechanical pencil.Lined and colored in PS Elements 6.0.
Rating: G
Pairing(s): HP/SS
Character(s): Severus James & Laurel Eileen
Disclaimer: This work is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers and Warner Bros., Inc. No profit is being made from this work. Severus James and Laurel Eileen belong to lilyseyes
Warning(s): Implied MPREG. CHIBI-style. LARGE IMAGE behind cut. Feel free to use as a desktop background, but please do not re-post etc without my permission.
Summary: There's nothing like spending time with your family during the holiday season. After a heavy snow, Harry helps little Severus build a snowman while Papa Severus refrains from critiquing Lulu's attempts to copy her big brother.

AN: In all honesty, I think this is my best chibi-work yet! ( And I finally figured out how to color snow!! XP ) Sister positively melted at this--and it's been a while. We both agree--Lulu and her deformed snowmen are our favorite bits! ;] Hope this was what you were looking for, Lily-Love!

For lilyeyes and my fellow Breathe fans! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours! May this holiday season be one full of love, joy, and new beginnings for all of you.



Public Link Here.

( Fun in the Snow! )

Title: Silver and Gold and Mistletoe
Author: alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry needs a bit more discipline.
Word Count: 1045
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Orgasm denial, a tiny bit of CBT.
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles's prompt #21: Mistletoe, and for prompt #22: Silver and Gold. This is part 21 and 22 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment, True Bond, Rest and Relaxation, Sleigh Ride, In the Library, Most Precious Possession and Practice Makes Perfect.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Silver and Gold and Mistletoe

In which I walked Juno, went to the dentist, found a beef roast for Friday (for me, all for me! - SO is having Cornish game hen), did 5 loads of laundry, and worked on SO's vest. (Can I just say what a PITA pockets are?) Probably another 4 hours to go on that, which I will do tomorrow. Himself should be home soon and we will have leftovers of some ilk for dinner. Then I think I will work on the pinch-hit (longhand so I can sit downstairs by the tree). Need to consult w/ SO about some food for Friday, too.

Today's 3fan_holidays was a fluffy Snape/Sinistra. My ficlet offering today:

• As Ordered [Kirk/McCoy, adult]: Leonard's not getting what he wanted... or is he? Here at IJ.

THE FANFICTION LOVE MEME

Okay, before you roll your eyes, there's a strategy to this.

Since I no longer effectively have a flavour of the month where fanfic is concerned (Given that nearly all my time is going into publishable work these days,) I'd kind of like to find out what's got staying power. What's still memorable now that it's been months since my 'latest fic'. I have a unique opportunity to ask for some long-view perspective from people who've been reading my stories for the better part of five years now, as well as from people who've but recently dived into fandom, and might know only one or two of my works. It's helpful as a writer, to get this kind of objective feedback, because in order to play to one's creative strengths, it's important to know those strengths, and not just from one's own perspective.

So, if you all would kindly indulge me, what's your favorite of the stories I've written? And if you could see your way clear to telling me what stands out about it, that'd be even better. Self reflection is easier when one has folks who're willing to hold up mirrors, don'tchaknow. (And yes, there's a bit of a love-in feel to all of this, I'll admit. That's part of the attraction, isn't it?)

Title: Silver and Gold and Mistletoe
Author: alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry needs a bit more discipline.
Word Count: 1045
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Orgasm denial, a tiny bit of CBT.
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles's prompt #21: Mistletoe, and for prompt #22: Silver and Gold. This is part 21 and 22 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care, Finding the Perfect Tree, Why Santa's Jolly, Important Research, A Hint of Ginger, On a Wing and a Prayer, Caretaker, Just Punishment, True Bond, Rest and Relaxation, Sleigh Ride, In the Library, Most Precious Possession and Practice Makes Perfect.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Silver and Gold and Mistletoe )

( nws )

might also be a bit tacky. I promise something new and silly tomorrow

Title: Tour Guide
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Bill Weasley/Harry Potter
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
Beta: sevfan
Summary: Bill is a good boy.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
A/N: Written for leela_cat. She requested this on Saturday when I was visiting celandineb, and even though we didn't manage it that night, I managed it today. She requested Bill/Harry, prompt: Pharaoh.

( Tour Guide )

Warmest of birthday wishes to the most wonderful beta a girl could ever have! *smooches*

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Any fandom/character/ship eligible other than Roy/Ed from FMA. No guarantees I'll stick to the initial idea, but I'll pick randomly and doodle as many as I can before Christmas!

I'm not getting any email notifications from IJ at all--not since yesterday. Is this happening to anyone else?

How in the living hell can I convert a wmv file to a mp4?

Without buying fricking software.

Links to programs inside. PornVids being converted for iPod placement. *iz happy*

Finished	Book Title	Author	Genre	Pages	Stars
Dec 21	Greenwitch	Susan Cooper	Urban Fantasy	148	****
Dec 16	Isis	Douglas Clegg	Horror	113	***
Dec 13	Things That Never Were	Michael Rossi	Cryptojournalism	262	*****
Oct 19	Escape From Hell!	Hal Duncan	Horror	143	****
Oct 18	Thirteenth Child	Patricia C. Wrede	Fantasy	344	***
Oct 7	The Red Tree	Caitlin Kiernan	Horror	380	***
Sept 24	Summers at Castle Auburn	Sharon Shinn	Fantasy	342	***
Aug 20	St. Lucy's Home For Girls Raised By Wolves	Karen Russell	Anthology	abandoned @72	*
Aug 25	Rosemary and Rue	Seanan McGuire	Urban Fantasy	346	***
August 19	Mall of Cthulhu	Seamus Cooper	Horror/comedy	235	***
August 13	Empire	David Dunwoody	Horror	277	0
August 5	The Sociopath Next Door	Martha Stout, Ph.D.	Nonfiction	218	****
July 22	Target in the Finder	Ayano Yamane	Yaoi manga	200	**
July 21	The Wicked Gentlemen	Ginn Hale	Fantasy	217	*****
July 17	Mockingbird	Sean Stewart	Fantasy	256	***
July 10	Little Brother	Cory Doctorow	Suspense	384	*****
July 8	Crimson Spell 1	Ayano Yamane	Manga, Yaoi	**	****
July 8	Crimson Spell 2	Ayano Yamane	Manga,Yaoi	**	****
July 8	Ravens in the Library	Various	Fantasy anthology	369	***
June 30	City of Ember	Jeanne DuPrau	Fantasy	295	*
June 12	Graceling	Kristen Cashore	Fantasy	471	**
June 8	Pride and Prejudice and Zombies	Austen/Grahame-Smith	Horror/farce	Abandoned @ 185	0
June 2	A Madness of Angels	Kate Griffin	Urban Fantasy	458	*****+
May 7	The Magicians and Mrs. Quent	Galen Beckett	Fantasy / suspense	498	*****
Apr 28	Jane-Emily / The Witch's Children	Patricia Clapp	Supernatural	273	**
Apr 20	Too Many Curses	A. Lee Martinez	Fantasy/humour, YA	316	****
Mar 30	The Witch's Familiar	Raven Grimassi	New Age nonfic	155	*
Mar 03	Watchmen	Alan Moore	Fantasy/Horror graphic novel	12 issues	**
Jan 09	Jigs and Reels	Joanne Harris	Short story anthology	273	***
Feb 15	A Guide to Folktales in Fragile Dialects	Cat Valente	Faerie Tale Poetry anthology	163	***
Jan 09	Territory	Emma Bull	Historical Fantasy	Audio	***
Dec 30	Butcher Bird	Richard Kadrey	Urban Fantasy	257	****

Title: Daily Celebration
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snape100's prompt #313: Snape’s Holiday Season
Word Count: 100
Warnings: kinkiness implied. ;)
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Daily Celebration

Title: Daily Celebration
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snape100's prompt #313: Snape’s Holiday Season
Word Count: 100
Warnings: kinkiness implied. ;)
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Daily Celebration

Title: Daily Celebration
Author: alisanne
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snape100's prompt #313: Snape’s Holiday Season
Word Count: 100
Warnings: kinkiness implied. ;)
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Daily Celebration )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: r_grayjoy
From: A Magical Member!

Title: The Pleasure to be Found in Soul-Sucking, Joy-Destroying Bastards
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dirty Talk, Blindfolding
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~3,100
Summary/Description: Sirius was going to have fun. This was not going to be another in the long, boring chain of nights.
Author's Notes: Much Kinky happiness over the holidays, mystery recipient. I hope this helps fulfil your kinky dreams.

( The Pleasure to be Found in Soul-Sucking, Joy-Destroying Bastards )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: florahart
From: A Magnificent Member!

Title: Potter Shots
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Albus Severus, mention of Rose/Scorpius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgasm denial, oral sex, anal sex, cockrings
Other Warnings: rimming, begging, a little dirty talk
Word Count: 7,000
Summary/Description: "I like them, the spectacles." Draco's voice was smooth and soft, and Albus' body reacted to that tone, pitched just right, every single time.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas! I so hope you enjoy this—I think I squeezed in most of your kinks, and added couple. Thanks so much to E for the beta and help with Albus' job, and to L for her suggestion that made this Kristmas gift just that little bit kinkier.

( Albus kneeled in the snow in front of Draco Malfoy. )

I meant to post these weekly, but then Yuletide ate my brain, and ... what do you mean, it isn't the second week of December still?

Usual disclaimer applies - I am still majorly behind in reading for many of these fests, but here's what I especially liked out of what I've read so far!

( Best Mates XMas )

( Happy Trekmas )

( HD Holidays )

( HP Holidaygen )

( Kinky Kristmas )

( K/S Advent Calendar )

( RS Small Gifts )

( Smutty Claus )

( Snapelyholidays )

( Snupin Santa )

( Yule Balls )

As always, do please let the creators of these works know if you've enjoyed them ... and if there's anything fabulous that I've missed, do please let me know about that! :)